
something that’s been going on for
centuries. At one point we had all of
these great conquerors. Alexander the
Great. Catherine the Great. And Peter the
Great! Genghis Khan, Atilla the
Hun! Julius Caesar! He kicked some serious [bleep]!!”
Link to the Youtube video and the rest of the series!
As her fans know, Siggie looks up to the Greats, the Terribles and even the Impalers of the past. She hopes to learn what it takes to someday make the history books herself! In Episode 7, Siggie presents the 3-time Voivode (or Prince) of Wallachia, Vlad III Dracul, better known today as Vlad the Impaler. Part 1 looks at southern European neighbors Wallachia (in modern day Romania), Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire. Their continually changing alliances, as well as a historical feud between two families of nobles within Wallachia, led to Vlad III elevating himself from prisoner of the Ottomans all the way to Prince of his native Wallachia. In this episode Siggie also finds out when and how Vlad Dracul first began impaling his enemies.

Vlad III, commonly known as “Vlad the Impaler.” Vlad Dracula was Voivode of Wallachia three times
between 1448 and his death in 1476. Or maybe 1477.
Nobody really seems to know. He is often considered one of the most important
rulers in the Wallachian history, a national hero of Romania. He’s a personal hero of
mine because he’s known for impaling people. A voivode, by the way, is a prince. We
will see Vlad yeah not always such a prince. He was born in Wallachia, now modern
Romania, between 1428 and 1431. He was the third Vlad of the house of Draculesti. This
was one ruling family at the time, and another ruling family was the house of
Danesti. They both were descendants of the House of Basarab, the founder of
Wallachia. He was the second son of Vlad Dracul, who became the ruler of Wallachia in
1436. Vlad and his younger brother, Radu, were held as hostages in the Ottoman
Empire to secure their father’s loyalty to the Ottomans. So, they were basically
pawns in this little game so that the dad would be more loyal to the Ottomans by
giving up his sons. [You’re going to see a theme of family loyalty, I think, in this
coming episode].

While Vlad was being held hostage by the Ottomans, the
Hungarians invaded Wallachia in 1447. They murdered Vlad’s dad and an older brother
of Vlad’s. Vlad’s second cousin, Vladislav II, was named the new Prince of Wallachia.
Hungary then invaded the Ottomans and his cousin Vladislav II, he actually
helped the Hungarians. Yeah, some family loyalty there right you know, like so
like the Hungarians had murdered his relatives and now he’s helping them. [They
murdered his relatives enabling him to become Prince]. Oh, good point. Let’s get
those pesky relatives out of the way so that I can get this glory and fame and
power and you know… Screw the people, you know, that gave me gifts on holidays
they probably visited and said “oh coochie, coochie coo little Vladislav II, aren’t
you cute! You’re never going to come back and kill us someday!” Yeah, so Vladislav II
is helping the Hungarians who just killed half of his family. So, Vlad, our Vlad, Vlad
Dracula invaded Wallachia with Ottoman support and he became the Voivode
of Wallachia. But his cousin Vladislav II returned not pleased. No, no, no! You can’t take
any of the power away from me dude! So, Vlad Dracul, he had to seek refuge in the
Ottoman Empire and later he would actually even be living in Hungary.
Relations between Hungary and Vladislav II of Wallachia, they later broke down. No big
surprise there, right? In 1456, Vlad Dracul again invaded Wallachia, this time
with Hungarian support. Like we’re in a pinball machine! We’re just going back
and forth and back and forth and back and forth. So now, Vlad Dracul is like
all in good with the Hungarians because Vladislav and Hungary had a falling out.
So, Vlad’s okay now with Hungary. He’s invading Wallachia with Hungary against his
cousin.

Vladislav II died fighting against Vlad the Impaler. This is a good
thing because now we don’t have to keep getting confused between Vlad Dracula and
Vladislav II. Vlad Dracula, the Prince, at this point, began to purge the Wallachian
nobility to strengthen his position. Vlad Enemy Number One: the Transylvanian
Saxons, who are German traders who came to the area. Saxons were Catholic. Vlad
wasn’t a fan of that since he was into the Roman Orthodox Church, you know being
the super religious guy that he was. But the Saxons were supportive of the
Hapsburg King of Hungary. Vlad favored a family called the Hunyadis. They went
against the monarchy. Vlad favored the Hunyadis because… guess why? They helped
Vlad get into power. In 1457, there was a big old showdown
between the Saxons and Vlad. The Saxons supported two threats of Vlad’s, threats in
terms of taking over the throne. There was half-brother, Vlad the Monk. Here’s
another Vlad that we have to deal with. And some dude named Dan III. Dan met
with one heck of a fate. Dan was forced to dig his own grave before being
beheaded. This bruhaha was when Vlad first did his impaling thing. Vlad
Dracula then began plundering Saxon villages in central Romania or
Transylvania. Get the connection? Transylvania. Dracula. Yeah, so Vlad the
Impaler captured people in central Romania back to Wallachia, where he had them…
What? Impaled! He impaled people!

This is when he started getting this reputation
for being the Impaler. Peace was later restored in 1460, although not for those
who were impaled. So, what is impaling exactly? It’s when a relatively dull
spike is shoved up the anus of some poor unsuspecting Vlad Impaler victim and
just left there for posterity. Get it? Posterity! The spike would, over time, move
up the body and displace organs.